grimelords:

I like when photoblogs post pictures of waterfalls or something all week then make one read more and go back to pictures. It’s like a dj stopping the music to whisper “I’m sad” into the mic then dropping the hot hits of the 80s.

(via thelittlezebrawhowill)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via seriously-youknow)

Zelda: Hey I just met you

Zelda: And this is crazy

Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule

Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.

Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.

Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?

Link: Because it 's true

roboticdreams:

robot friend who very diligently wakes you up every day after exactly 8 hours of sleep because you should be fully recharged by now and they are bored and miss you and want you to be awake and do stuff with them

(via chin-up-high)

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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

"
- Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

(via wallflower-in-paris)

English Pronunciation

getoutovmewaaai:

scottmalfoy:

cuddliest:

papervaglife:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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I fucking hate this thing

I LOVE THIS

this is amazing.

Don’t you just love the English language

(Source: coobiie, via wallflower-in-paris)