supernatural taught me that if i have kids, 2 is the perfect number. because if you have 3 kids, the older two are just gonna put the youngest one through hell.
if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
*puts mjölnir between teeth*
Its a metathor
this one wins everyone go home
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out