Intellectual with an Internet Connection

I am a bibliophiliac street physicist and level 27 Doughnut Conjurer, an ability I use to freelance as a consulting detective. I enjoy tea, video games, and an occasional ride in the TARDIS. Welcome, and try not to get blood on my floors.

cryaotich:

*holds human between teeth*

its a metaphor

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via sleeping-with-no-one)

whimps:

"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

(via sleeping-with-no-one)

tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

(Source: anaxajannyvargas, via catpun)

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

(via sleeping-with-no-one)

squidnapped:

fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america

(via sleeping-with-no-one)

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(Source: reheating, via klitsune)

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

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geekymerch:

How big is Aperture? 
Portal poster 11x17” 
Available for sale NOW! 
Part of my Video-game poster series that I made. 
We do what me must because we can - Cave Johnson.
Each poster feeds a needy kid for a day, more info here
Please check out the rest of my shop here!  

geekymerch:

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hashtag-notdeadeither:

pACK IT UP GUYS THEY’RE ON TO US

hashtag-notdeadeither:

pACK IT UP GUYS THEY’RE ON TO US

(via sleeping-with-no-one)

shslequius:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

we are all dead and this is purgatory

(via the-moon-is-distant-from-the-sea)

destroythepast:

shark-the-fox:

destroythepast:

yeah okay john and jane, that’s great and all, but do you realize what zodiac sign 4/13 falls under

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4+1+3 = 8 so it’s Kanaya?

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that is not how the zodiac works

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meth-babe:

Chicago, Illinois

meth-babe:

Chicago, Illinois

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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