Intellectual with an Internet Connection

I am a bibliophiliac street physicist and level 27 Doughnut Conjurer, an ability I use to freelance as a consulting detective. I enjoy tea, video games, and an occasional ride in the TARDIS. Welcome, and try not to get blood on my floors.

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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(via sleeping-with-no-one)

aclassyhobo:

supernatural taught me that if i have kids, 2 is the perfect number. because if you have 3 kids, the older two are just gonna put the youngest one through hell.

(via doctor-i-think-i-have-the-feels)

fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

(Source: yzma, via doctor-i-think-i-have-the-feels)

jitterbugjive:

askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:



no



no wait,
 


fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

jitterbugjive:

askequestrianinnovations:

ask-blueflame:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

samgonmad:

rockonscubatron:

peetamellarksbuns:

image

no

image

image

no wait,

 image

image

fixed it

that would take forever

don’t worry. He’s got forever.

I’m laughing way more than I should be

(Source: travalicious, via sleeping-with-no-one)

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(Source: tharlk, via hittin-barack-bottom)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

havvkguy:

*puts mjölnir between teeth*
Its a metathor

this one wins everyone go home

(via sleeping-with-no-one)

romanimp:

This is it. My contribution to the fandom.

(via fighting-witches-by-moonlight)

klitsune:

places i want to go to:

  • japan
  • new york
  • california
  • philippines
  • ur butt

(via klitsune)

just-yasmeen:

Please don’t take a diet pill just because it’s FDA approved

(via deadrevolutionaries)

totallyhigh:

drug-of-choice-edm:

douchebaghdad:


sex-swag-skate-smoke:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

4thguytofvck

LMAO AYYYY


A hero’s journey LMAO

Yellow man high five is best

totallyhigh:

drug-of-choice-edm:

douchebaghdad:

sex-swag-skate-smoke:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

4thguytofvck

LMAO AYYYY

A hero’s journey LMAO

Yellow man high five is best

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via campfloggnaaw)

amy-rory-melody:

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset

(via devouringdarkness)

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

(via drawnsheep)

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via godtiergiraffe)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via queer-faerie)

notoffended:

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

Hail hydra

(via intellect-connection)